Pumpkin Delight

 I get an email from a coworker - "How old is the pumpkin pie in the fridge?"
Me - "Old like from Halloween. It should be thrown away."
Instant message from same person. - "Really?"
Me - "Ya its probably nasty."

Two hours pass.
I find a coworker, "Hey were is so and so? I haven't seen them?"
Coworker - "They went home sick."
Me - "..."
I go to the fridge. I find a moldy pumpkin pie with huge chunks out of one side.
I call my coworkers cell. - "Did you eat some of that pie?"
Coworker - "Ya but I scraped the mold off first."
Me - "That's probably why you are sick."
Coworker - "No... its probably something else."

Jezuz. So nasty. And I think the person who made it used eggs for the topping.