Perfect Sunlight

So another employee here needs to have everything perfect at their desk.
I don't mean a foot stool or something easy.
I mean;
Ergonomic Mouse
Ergo Keyboard
Ergo Chair
Ergo Mousepad
Ergo Footstool
Ergo Keyboard rest
Ergo neck cushion on chair
Ergo space
Its like fucking Stephen Hawkins or something in there. If this fucker gets any more stuff they will probably not even have to talk but just look at the screen and pick out words. Or build a space shuttle.

So they come to my desk this morning.
Employee - "Can I get a shade for my desk."
... they don't sit by a window...
Me - "You don't sit by a window."
Employee - "The sun reflects off so and so's cubicle wall."  - They are fucking fabric cubicle walls...
Me - "Let me go look."
Employee - "There is no reflection because its early morning.  My fault."
Me - "Well let me come back later and see what we can see ok."
Employee - "I was also wondering if I could get a little sun lamp/light for my desk?"
...
So they want a shade and a lamp...one to block out the sun...one to bring it...
Me - "But I thought you didn't want the sunlight in here."
Employee - "Oh not the real light but those lamps are fake light..."