I am also not perfect.
A couple days ago I was pissed so I opened up someone else's save on the PS3 and made the following band names and saved them under his exact name
Pressurized Gasoline Surprise
Eskimo Tickle fantasy
Pearl Necklace Mishap
Hot Cyclops Desire
Bowling Ball Romantic
Flesh Accordion
Man Taster
Slip of the tongue corn surprise
My boss brought in his daughter and her teen kid. And they played... it was funny watching them play as "Man Taster" but my boss was not happy about it.
This is a fascinating story of one man's journey through a work environment that some may find unbelievable. What follows are true accounts of the kinds of things things that have occurred during normal workdays and the havoc that this man has witnessed. 1 part "The Office" and 1 part pure anarchy has created a thing we call Crisis Management. *Follow the blog as new stories are being posted from his old threads and new topics are introduced daily or as often as he experiences them*
Showing posts with label rockband. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Indecisive Boss
Boss calls me, "Lets buy that new Rockband game for the Wii."
Me - "Ok."
I see the price later.
Me - "Hey boss, the price is pretty damn high. I can get it but I wanted you to know."
Boss - "Price isn't a big deal, lets get it and maybe do some talent shows and stuff."
Me - "Copy, great. I am getting it."
Cut to the next day.
Boss calls me.
Boss - "That game was expensive."
Me - "I know. That's why I called you."
Boss - "Did you get it already?"
Me - "... ya... that's why I called you from the store... getting ready to buy it..."
Boss - "Lets take it back."
Me - "Ok."
Cut to 2 hours later
My cell rings...his number pops up.
Me - "Hello."
Boss - "Hey did you return that game."
Me - "Yep just got done with customer service."
Boss - "Well its ok to get it. I was looking at the wrong purchase. I was looking at the CD's you got."
Me - "Those were 40.00..."
Boss - "Ya. I was looking at the wrong stuff."
Me - "But this is like 200.00"
Boss - "Ya that's cool go ahead and get it."
Fuck
Next day
Boss - "Lets take the TV down in the one room, put it into the other room, then take that TV sell it to the employees and then buy another one for the original room."
Me - "For gods sake why?"
Boss - "It's not big enough."
Me - "It's a 60 inch"
Boss - "Ya get a 70 or something."
I do the work.
Boss comes in. "That's a big tv in the room."
Me - "Ya its a 70 inch"
Boss - "Hmmm..."
Me - "What?"
Boss - "I think it may be too big for where it is."
Me - "..."
Boss - "..."
Me - "..."
Boss - "...no maybe its fine."
Me - "ya...maybe."
He leaves.
Me - "Ok."
I see the price later.
Me - "Hey boss, the price is pretty damn high. I can get it but I wanted you to know."
Boss - "Price isn't a big deal, lets get it and maybe do some talent shows and stuff."
Me - "Copy, great. I am getting it."
Cut to the next day.
Boss calls me.
Boss - "That game was expensive."
Me - "I know. That's why I called you."
Boss - "Did you get it already?"
Me - "... ya... that's why I called you from the store... getting ready to buy it..."
Boss - "Lets take it back."
Me - "Ok."
Cut to 2 hours later
My cell rings...his number pops up.
Me - "Hello."
Boss - "Hey did you return that game."
Me - "Yep just got done with customer service."
Boss - "Well its ok to get it. I was looking at the wrong purchase. I was looking at the CD's you got."
Me - "Those were 40.00..."
Boss - "Ya. I was looking at the wrong stuff."
Me - "But this is like 200.00"
Boss - "Ya that's cool go ahead and get it."
Fuck
Next day
Boss - "Lets take the TV down in the one room, put it into the other room, then take that TV sell it to the employees and then buy another one for the original room."
Me - "For gods sake why?"
Boss - "It's not big enough."
Me - "It's a 60 inch"
Boss - "Ya get a 70 or something."
I do the work.
Boss comes in. "That's a big tv in the room."
Me - "Ya its a 70 inch"
Boss - "Hmmm..."
Me - "What?"
Boss - "I think it may be too big for where it is."
Me - "..."
Boss - "..."
Me - "..."
Boss - "...no maybe its fine."
Me - "ya...maybe."
He leaves.
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