Here are just a couple from the last week-
"I have told you many times you can't go to the public restroom in our offices in your bare feet."
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Employee 1-"I haven't washed my hair in over 3 months. I just put some baby powder in it. Can you tell?"
Employee 2-"Uhm...ya sort of."
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Employee 1-"Printer isn't printing."
Silence from entire office.
Employee 1-"The PRINTER is not PRINTING."
Silence.
Employee 1-"The PRINTER IS no-"
"Read the fucking note on the side of it!" Employee 2 shouts.
Note states. "Printer isn't printing. No Paper."
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Boss-"I need you guys to make sure to clean up the work areas after your done eating."
Employee 1 and 2-"Oh ok. But we haven't eaten anything in that area for a couple days."
Boss-"Oh because its taco bell and that's what your eating at your desk right now."
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"I thought we had a meeting today?" Employee 1 asks.
"No that's why we sent out a reminder email to everyone." Employee 2 says.
"Oh I don't read those." Employee 1 explains.
"How did you know about the meeting in the first place then." Employee 2 asks.
Silence.
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